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Archive for June, 2009

Jessica Alba just got hotter

Police are currently investigating a possible link between Jessica Alba and vandalism on the dark and dirty streets of Oklahoma City. As if being a criminal wouldn’t be hot enough, the alleged crime is that she defaced public property with posters of great white sharks in an attempt to raise awareness of their declining numbers.

Whether her campaign will be met with any form of success isn’t yet known, but one thing is clear… Hayden Panettiere can suck it!

Vandalism is fun!

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